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1# Eternal Embarrassment of the Beltless Man

Illustration Gareth Martin

Script Chris Bond

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From the Desk of Mr. Mumble: A Good Kid

It has been two weeks since the untimely death of Captain Molvo, one of the greatest men to wear a mask since Hitler. His utility belt failure sparked our latest creation, the Ultimate Utility Belt. In my own, simple way, I feel I have finally avenged his death. But it's a pain that never ends.

His funeral reminded me of my late uncle, tragically killed by a Frenchman. Suddenly, the long dead leaves flocked around me, trying to caress my broken heart. The day was cold and grey like the faces of the mourners. A prayer was uttered to the earth and all were silent for a moment, until the Power Rangers left to kill a purse monster. Sometimes I feel I should never have fired Zordon. He was a good kid. The bell tolls once and I know its lunchtime yet again. Will this monotony ever cease?

Mumble Away.


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